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Showing posts with label Phuket. Show all posts

August 23, 2012

Phuket Wedding

Well, Phuket is certainly a beautiful place to have a wedding...


... but it's quite hot, as the official wedding photographer can attest.


As can the best man wearing a wool suit.  What was he thinking?  Here he is teaching the wedding planner how to tie a slip knot to secure the rings while making them easy for the bride and groom to remove.


This is where the wedding took place, in the full glory of the mid-afternoon sun.


Speaking of hot...

Love must be fostered with soft words...


... and dead fish.

Who designs this stuff?

Dunkin', Dunkin', Everywhere a Dunkin'

Remember when I went to Russia?  I was so pleased that I was able to read the Dunkin' Donuts sign.

Beyond the obvious part that says "Dunkin' Donuts", I have no idea what these Dunkin' Donuts signs at the Phuket airport say.  I don't know how to pronounce any of the Thai letters and, as hard as I tried to decode any sign that I saw in Thailand, I was never successful at figuring out what sound any of the letters made.



A strange and mysterious language!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...

...ARTMAN!



Can you believe this stuff if for sale?  Who in their right mind would want to part with it?!  I would totally keep a giant, metal, long-torsoed, short-legged, Horus guard in my living room.  Right beside my giant meat dress.

Check out the window in the last picture.  The mannequins are so awe-struck by the metal art that they've stripped down to their underwear!

Phruit in Phuket

If I had taken pictures of all of the fruit in Phuket, I'd... have a lot of pictures.

This freakish looking fruit is a mangosteen, which grows on a tropical evergreen tree - and I could eat them alllllll day.  Delicious.  (You eat the white part, not the dark exterior part.)


Bananas!

A baby banana!  Now with 100% of the flavour and 80% less packaging!



This is Durian.  Very frightened durian.


"Please don't eat me!"

There were carts all over the place selling durian.  It is a very pungent fruit.  So pungent, in fact, that you're not allowed to bring them onto the plane with you.  So pungent that when I stuck my head in a vehicle that had a durian sealed in a plastic bag in it, I wondered what had died in the vehicle.  In spite of the smell, they're delicious and, when dried, make very tasty (and less smelly) durian chips.

Ladies and Gents!

Sometimes the washroom signs didn't have the words.  It nearly got me into trouble once.

Phuket has flair!

Whether it's spirit houses, temples, or street lamps, garden decorations, or houses, they know how to add flair to things in Thailand.  It makes North American architecture seem boring in comparison.  Sure, function is important, but where's the style?







Something you don't hear every day...



"My crab hole is bigger than your crab hole."

Seatbelts Optional: On the Road in Phuket

We rented a car when we were in Phuket.  After looking at tuktuk and taxi prices, it just made sense to rent, since we were going to be going from Point A to Point B and Point C and back again and then several places in between.  Don't bother looking up Point A, B, or C on a map of Phuket.  I made them up.

One of the many impressive tourist attractions in Phuket are the giant billboards.  Or maybe that's just a tiny car driving by.  I won't tell you which.  It's more intriguing that way.


One of the national pastimes is seeing how many people can fit into a vehicle.  This crew is in training to break a Guinness world record.


These guys prefer natural air conditioning.


This guy is hoping to be discovered.  He's a stuntman.  He's waiting for the truck to come to a sudden stop, praying that an agent or director will see how well he can fly off a truck.


One of the great things about traveling Phuket by rental vehicle is how blurry all of the pretty buildings get.  You can't get that effect by walking!


Oh, did I mention that they drive on the left side of the road in Thailand?  At least, I think they do.  I did, anyway.


It didn't take long getting used to driving on the right-hand side of the vehicle.  I only accidentally turned on the wipers four times.

And after a few tries, I figured out which ones were the stop signs.


Phuket has all of these great starting gates for races.  You know, like the ones on video games?  You have to time how quickly you can get between the gates yourself, but it's still a lot of fun.




If you ever get there, I highly recommend driving in Phuket.

Next time, we'll rent scooters.

Ko Phuket - Low Tide

Because sometimes you just don't need a dock and you weren't planning on going anywhere anyway...

August 21, 2012

Sailing Phuket

There are many, many, many places I'd like to explore.  My exploration bucket list isn't so much a list as a novel - and a novel somewhat larger than War and Peace at that.  But sometimes an excuse is needed, you know?  Thailand - and Phuket, in particular - was on my bucket list, so when my friend, Norris, told me he was getting married in Phuket this summer and asked me to be his best man, it's only natural that the first words out of my mouth were, "Why the heck are you getting married there in the summer?!"

Jade is doing well on the ketogenic diet and remains seizure-free, but the idea of traveling to Thailand while managing her diet was far too daunting.  Fortunately, my kind, kind parents flew to Whitehorse to watch the girls so Fawn and I could spend some time together without kids for the first time in six years.

Even after 20+ hours of flying we were still smiling!


We didn't go just for the wedding, however.  We decided to take some sailing lessons, too.  We've done a whole bunch of sailing with our Macgregor 26M in the Yukon's Southern Lakes, but we haven't sailed in tidewater.  I figured, why not do some exploring and some learning at the same time?

The company that we went with was based out of the Yacht Haven Marina on the north end of Ko Phuket.  The size of the boats in the marina blew me away.  Some of them were floating mansions.  Apparently, because summer is the low season, a lot of the bigger boats weren't there.  Sheesh.


We didn't do a lot of exploring on land, but it goes without saying that there were lots of flowers and they were all pretty.


And the food?  Ohmygoodness!  EVER GOOD!  I thought I'd died and gone to culinary heaven.

Here's a picture of some pop I had to accompany one of my meals.  Recognize it?  No?  Let me run it through a translator...


There we go!


At the end of our first proper day in Phuket, Fawn and I found a great little mom and pop restaurant not too far from the marina.  The open-air restaurant sat over the water.  Here's the view along the shoreline at low tide.  I'm not sure what they're collecting.


And here's the view looking out over the water.



And here's the view when it gets dark.  Geckos eating insects!  Fun!  


We sailed on a Beneteau Oceanis 361.  What a roomy boat!  It's something I could get used to, for sure.


The islands were gorgeous and I found myself writhing in agony at wanting to visit every single one of them and knowing that our schedule would not permit.


Longtails are ubiquitous to the area.  The boats are powered by vehicle engines which are connected to a long shaft with a propellor at the end.  This set-up gives the boats a lot of maneuverability, especially in shallow water but, as you can imagine, is potentially quite dangerous if the operator loses control of the handle (or chooses to attack you with his propellor).


Here's where we stopped to anchor for our first night.



And here's the view the next morning.



The next day we set sail/motored for Ko Phiphi (The Phiphi Islands)


And there's Chicken Island!


The number of tourists in the Phiphi Islands was a bit of a turn-off.  I don't even want to imagine what it's like there during the high season.


On our third day, we started off sailing, but the weather didn't like that.  Far from being a downer, it was a good thing.  We got some good instruction on reading weather and the rain was a pleasant break from the heat and humidity.


Although it was very wet.



On our fourth day, we made our way back to the home marina and got some great instruction on improved performance when sailing into the wind - which I immediately applied when sailing our own boat when we got back to Whitehorse.



Would I go back?  Yes.  But next time I'd like to do it in my own sailboat without a fixed schedule.  Will that happen?  I suspect that someday it shall.