BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Poor Efe Osemwegie of Mississauga. I bet that, when he started weighing the pros and cons of watching porn while driving down the 401, "public humiliation on a national news network" was not one of the cons he considered.
To be fair, he was probably driving with at least one hand - which makes him less of an idiot than those who "text and drive".
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No matter how many times you try and ram it home, the message gets lost on some and they still dink and drive.
I like the line from Sniglets" (originally from the YT Health???) about where someone's stupid line is.
Drinking, texting and watching porn while driving sure belongs in the same category.
Claire, you are, indeed, the master.
The best I could come up with was, "Honest, officer! I'm trying to learn how to drive standard!!"
Ha. In an email to Megan about a media aspect of the story it was all I could do to refrain from talking about hard news and in depth reporting.
I can see the headline discussions in the editorial room:
"Man caught staring at headlights. Should have been watching road."
"Man gets into trouble because of jerks behind the wheel."
I think the thing about it that makes me laugh the most is that the stories say he was "allegedly" speeding, but not that he was allegedly watching porn. You've just gotta wonder what kept him so busy after he got pulled over that he couldn't close his DVD player...
On second thought, maybe you don't.
Poor Efe Osemwegie of Mississauga. I bet that, when Cheap Viagrahe started weighing the pros and cons of watching porn
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