Look out kids! It's springtime again and that means it's time for Mushy PooTM!!!
Just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any better than Mushy PooTM, the promoters of Mushy PooTM and the Pile O'Cones have done it again! We're pleased to present to you a revolutionary new line of Mushy PooTM - Mushy Poo LiteTM!
New Mushy Poo LiteTM is just like regular Mushy PooTM, except that it's lighter and ten times easier to transport!
As part of our patented process, we painstakingly harvest every bit of Mushy PooTM from our snowfields and then place them in a special drying pile. Using the phenomenal power of the Yukon spring sun, we employ a special technique called "dehydration" to remove a select amount of the dihydrogen oxide from each piece of Mushy PooTM until it becomes Mushy Poo LiteTM!
You'll be amazed at how much easier it is to collect and take home your very own bag of Mushy Poo LiteTM. Then, when you want the joy that only Mushy PooTM can bring, just add water to your Mushy Poo LiteTM. Watch as the Mushy Poo LiteTM absorbs the water and becomes the original Mushy PooTM you know and love.
Then, let the fun begin!
Mushy Poo LiteTM is easier to collect, easier to transport, and easier to store! How could it get any better? Well, we'll tell you!
Because of it's unique composition, Mushy Poo LiteTM can be thrown! You can't do that with original Mushy PooTM! Imagine the look on your friends' faces when you toss them a Mushy Poo LiteTM! They'll be talking about it for years to come!
Mushy Poo LiteTM is now available in three convenient textures: hard, soft, and crumbly. What's more, we have a wide array of sizes to suit every taste.
"But, wait!" you ask, "How much does new and improved Mushy Poo LiteTM cost?"
As part of our introductory offer, we're offering this year's batch of Mushy Poo LiteTM for FREE! That's right - FREE!!!
You'll have to act fast if you want a bag Mushy Poo LiteTM for your very own, though, as supplies are limited. If we've run out of Mushy Poo LiteTM, ask us about our inventory of original Mushy PooTM.
Contact Michael's Meanderings to place your order today!!!