Look out kids! It's springtime again and that means it's time for Mushy PooTM!!!
Just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any better than Mushy PooTM, the promoters of Mushy PooTM and the Pile O'Cones have done it again! We're pleased to present to you a revolutionary new line of Mushy PooTM - Mushy Poo LiteTM!
New Mushy Poo LiteTM is just like regular Mushy PooTM, except that it's lighter and ten times easier to transport!
As part of our patented process, we painstakingly harvest every bit of Mushy PooTM from our snowfields and then place them in a special drying pile. Using the phenomenal power of the Yukon spring sun, we employ a special technique called "dehydration" to remove a select amount of the dihydrogen oxide from each piece of Mushy PooTM until it becomes Mushy Poo LiteTM!
You'll be amazed at how much easier it is to collect and take home your very own bag of Mushy Poo LiteTM. Then, when you want the joy that only Mushy PooTM can bring, just add water to your Mushy Poo LiteTM. Watch as the Mushy Poo LiteTM absorbs the water and becomes the original Mushy PooTM you know and love.
Then, let the fun begin!
Mushy Poo LiteTM is easier to collect, easier to transport, and easier to store! How could it get any better? Well, we'll tell you!
Because of it's unique composition, Mushy Poo LiteTM can be thrown! You can't do that with original Mushy PooTM! Imagine the look on your friends' faces when you toss them a Mushy Poo LiteTM! They'll be talking about it for years to come!
Mushy Poo LiteTM is now available in three convenient textures: hard, soft, and crumbly. What's more, we have a wide array of sizes to suit every taste.
"But, wait!" you ask, "How much does new and improved Mushy Poo LiteTM cost?"
As part of our introductory offer, we're offering this year's batch of Mushy Poo LiteTM for FREE! That's right - FREE!!!
You'll have to act fast if you want a bag Mushy Poo LiteTM for your very own, though, as supplies are limited. If we've run out of Mushy Poo LiteTM, ask us about our inventory of original Mushy PooTM.
Contact Michael's Meanderings to place your order today!!!
And will you ever even wonder why you were second on my list of Zombie Chicken Awards?
You're about as nuts as I am for the Love of God!
Jade and Halia have a good Dad!
Ha ha, if nuttiness had a role to play in the awared, I LOVE the fact that I was second on the list and Fawn was first! :D
So, Mushy Poo is trademarked,eh? Your nuttiness almost made me spit out my coffee.
Did I tell you that I have Smell-O-Vision on my computer?
Oh darn, I have to ramp up my nuttiness to compete with this family!!!!!
(I'm interested in the mushy poo, I'm starting a mushy poo farm y'know...)
Idania, if you have Smell-O-Vision on your computer then you must know by now that this blog always stinks!
Stacie, you're not just farming the stuff - you're FACTORY FARMING it! If you need my supply of Mushy Poo to seed further growth, you're welcome to come and collect it (the best ones have yet to emerge from the snow). You know where we are!
Does Mushy Poo Lite come with a guarantee of satisfaction?
If you're not completely satisfied with your Mushy Poo Lite, simply show us a superior product from one of our competitors and we'll give you DOUBLE the volume of the Mushy Poo Lite that you took from Meandering Michael's front yard. No receipt required!
What if you have the monopoly and there are no competitors? Ok, ok, I stop... :)
I'm thinking Mushy Poo Lite would make a great fertilizer...
And you're giving the stuff away for free??
Absolutely free. We're able to offer these phenomenal prices because, as a pick-your-own Mushy Poo supplier, our operating costs are very, very low.
Under special circumstances, we WILL deliver, but delivery is determined on a case-by-base basis and all costs are the responsibility of the purchaser. A service fee may apply.
Do you ship overseas? Are there any import duties? Are there any problems with shipment of dangerous goods regulations? Are all varieties suitable for air transport? Can you furnish a CITES clearance?
Mushy Poo and Mushy Poo Lite are not currently available for export.
Since they're not available for export can I please be your U.S supplier? We have Tiny Mushy Poo! But it adds up fast. With deep regret I must say, we had an earlier thaw and already some of our mushy poo has been removed! But never fear, after several days of cold rain we actually have Triple Soggy-Doggy mushy poo.
Jennybell, I hereby grant you the rights to promote Triple Soggy-Doggy Mushy Poo and Mini-Mushy Poo in the continental USA.
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