Analyzing Classic Literature with a Four-year-old.

It was the look on Jade's face that prompted my question.

"What are you thinking about?" I asked. She was frowning,  obviously deep in thought.

"Why did the pig kill the wolf?" she asked in return.

"Because the wolf was trying to kill the pig," was my simple explanation.

Her thoughtful frown remained. Increased, even.

"Are you sad that the wolf died?" I asked.

"Yeah," she responded, and by the look in her eyes I could see that she was deeply affected by the wolf's death.

This is different, I thought, It has always been pretty cut and dry, hasn't it? Good guys: pigs. Bad guy: wolf?  Bad guy dies and everyone celebrates a happy ending?

But then she began asking more in-depth questions about why the pig killed the wolf. Oh, she knew the wolf was trying to kill the pig. He'd already killed two others. No big deal there; the wolf wanted to eat the pigs for supper - but what was the pig going to do with the wolf?

And that's what was bothering her. In Jade's eyes, the bad guy wasn't the wolf. He was just doing what wolves do; trying to find enough food to survive. The bad guy in the story was the pig. The pig had that strong brick house and his wits to protect him and he... he... murdered that poor wolf by boiling him alive.

Sicko pig.

Poor, poor wolf.

I'd never thought of it that way before.

Jade has always been a storybook enthusiast. Gone, though, are the days when I got bored to tears reading the same books over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Now she's asking questions and those questions are forcing me to look at old "boring" stories in a new light - and leaving me with some very interesting questions to answer.  Stories that I thought I knew are suddenly transformed and brought to life again.


Why did the Paper Bag Princess call the prince a big dummy after she saved him from the dragon?  Why was the prince so mean to her just because she was dirty?


If they destroyed all of the spinning wheels in the kingdom, why did the fairies take Sleeping Beauty away from her parents?

Why did the Seven Dwarves put Snow White into a glass coffin? Why did they want to see her if she was dead? And why would a prince want to kiss a dead person that he didn't know?

I love that she's asking questions.  I love how she's not just being entertained by the stories, but is pondering the deeper philosophical and moral implications of the stories.

But if she's asking questions like this now, thinking about the questions she's going to be asking in a few years scares the living crap out of me.

Into the future...

We have a young couple from the NWT living with us until they get their feet planted. It's a big change for them. They've come to Whitehorse for a new life.

They accompanied me on my latest drive from the NWT back to Whitehorse. It was that time of year when the rivers carry the heat of summer, but the air carries the coolness of fall. The warm water and cool air meet in the night, filling the valleys with a thick blanket of fog.

 We left early in the early morning, before the fog was burned off by the warmth of the sun. This was the view that awaited us when we arrived at the Petitot River Bridge.



Now, I cannot look at this picture without thinking of the young couple from the NWT.  In all of our lives, we come to bridges where the choice to cross is ours and ours alone.  We don't always know what waits for us on the other side but we hope its something great. For the young couple from the NWT it's the chance for a bright future full of opportunity.

It would have been so easy for them to stay where they were, surrounded by what they've always known.  Goodness knows, that's what most people do.  But they had the hope and - more importantly -the courage to strike out across that bridge in search of their dream.

I have a feeling that they're going to discover something spectacular on the other side.

Facebook's got your back.

So, I was looking at a picture that a friend posted of her computer screen and, well, you can see for yourself...


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Is it comforting or disconcerting to see that, while Facebook has its own problems to sort out, it's willing to help its users with other computer-related problems? How long before Facebook starts helping people solve their own personal problems?

Oh, wait. It already does that, doesn't it.

Awkward, but still feelin' good about it.

If you've been a longtime reader of Michael's Meanderings, you'll recall that last November I had to deal with a chronic yeast overgrowth brought on by an overdose of antibiotics. I dealt with that but then I had to remove a bunch of foods from my diet that I was reacting to because of problems caused by the yeast overgrowth.

I'm now ten months in on my restricted diet. Abstaining from things like garlic, mustard, dairy, gluten, and beef, as ubiquitous as they are, has been easier than I thought. I've found lots of great recipes that I thoroughly enjoy. The hardest thing about it all is being "the picky eater guy".

It's awkward when I'm invited for dinner but can't partake in anything that is being served. Instead of inconveniencing my host(s) by having them plan around what I can eat, I just bring my own food. It's weird and usually requires a whole lot of explaining.  Which is awkward.

Then, of course, even when I bring my own food there are the continuous offers of the food that everyone else is enjoying. This is always accompanied by the question, "Can you eat this?" The answer is almost always, "No, but thanks for asking." And I really do mean that. They're being good hosts, after all. But it's awkward.

And don't even get me started on restaurants.  For the most part, I don't even bother with restaurants anymore if I can help it. I just politely excuse myself or eat beforehand and have a cup of tea while everyone else eats their meal. When it comes to explaining that to clients or colleagues, though, it's awkward.

I often travel and, if there isn't a grocery store that I can depend on, I have to bring my own food. Whether it's a tiny northern hamlet or super-city like Vancouver, I have to find a place to stay where I can cook my own food or I can't eat a good meal. And that's really awkward.

I'm not attending either of my professional conferences this year and my restricted diet is a huge part of that.  That's not so much awkward as it is just inconvenient and sucky.

But, ten months in, and as awkward and invonvenient as it is, I'm still feeling better than I have in years. In a couple of months, depending on what the next round of tests say, I'll be slowly reintroducing some of those foods back into my diet. At least, I hope I will.  It'll be great to eat at a restaurant again and have something on the menu that I can eat!  How fantastic to eat at a friend's place without having to question them about every single ingredient like I'm an interrogator for the Spanish Inquisition!  How wonderful it will be!  How very wonderful!

But even if I can't reintroduce those foods just yet - and even if I can never eat some those foods again - no matter how awkward it is, I'll be alright.  I'll be alright because I've proven to myself that I have the willpower, determination, and self-control to do it.

And I feel great about that.

Traumatized II

Fawn had a performance at the Chocolate Claim this evening. I brought Jade and Halia down so they could see her sing, but we had to leave early or suffer the consequences of overdue bed times.

With Fawn back at half-time work, Halia is experiencing a bit of separation anxiety. That's why, when we left the Chocolate Claim and Fawn didn't come with us, Halia had a bit of a meltdown.

"Mama! Mama! Mama!" she cried longingly as I lugged her to the car, "Mama!  Mama!  Mama!"  It sounded like her world was about to end.

With some urgency I instructed Jade to "Get in the van.  Hurry."

There were two young women sitting on the outdoor patio. They were frozen, staring at me. I could read their faces like a book.

Child abductor!

It didn't help matters when Jade pointed at our car - the one that Fawn used to bring herself and her equipment to the gig - and said, "But that's our car there, right?"

"Yes," I agreed, "Now get in the van."

Our observers were now turning to each other.  Again, their expressions were easy to read.

What should we do?!  He's abducting those children from the coffee shop!  What should we do?!


Honestly, I'm a little surprised I haven't had a visit from the police by now.

Paddling through "The Tropics of the Territories"

When friends heard that I was moving to Fort Liard in the Northwest Territories, they thought that I was moving to a land of stunted trees or snowy tundra. Yeah, we've got plenty of that in the North - but you won't find it around Fort Liard.

The Fort Liard area is known as "The Tropics of the Territories". Its proximity to the mountains creates a unique micro-climate that gets just enough moisture, plenty of warm air, and lots and lots and lots of sunshine to fuel the growth of a lush, healthy forest where gigantic trees grow.

The Petitot River and Liard Rivers flow through the heart of this vibrant ecosystem. I loved tracking and paddling my canoe along these rivers when I lived there.

Recently, I was invited to paddle with someone who wanted to explore these great rivers. Having long wanted to get back, I jumped at the excuse. I contacted a Fort Liard friend, Arthur, about the trip to see if he'd like to be my paddling partner. I knew that he would. Arthur and I had been talking about paddling the Petitot and Liard together for years.

Arthur on our first night on the river.

The Petitot was unusually high for the season. Early autumn usually means low water, easy bouldery rapids and giant sandbars stretching along the shoreline. Unusually high rainfalls in the Petitot's giant watershed had raised the water to springtime-like levels. Gone were the easy bouldery rapids and giant sandbars stretching along the shoreline. In their place were fast waters and fun, playful, standing waves.








About halfway from the BC/NWT border to where the Petitot spills into the Liard, there is a five-kilometer stretch of canyon. As much as I love the sandy shorelines and towering cutbanks of the river above the canyon, it is always the canyon that is the highlight of the trip.

Pictures of the canyon, however, never do it justice. They always make it seem much smaller than it really is.





The unusually heavy rainfalls prior to our trip resulted in unusually heavy erosion activity.






Near the end of the canyon is a great little lookout. People have been stopping here for... well... it could be centuries or it could be millennia. People have been inhabiting the Fort Liard area for over 9,000 years.


We took a break from our paddling to hike up to the lookout and take in the view.







Erosion has done strange things to the conglomerate rock at the end of the canyon, not the least of which is a fantastic cave. The cave is large enough to be exciting but small enough that it can be explored without a light. You enter the cave by climbing down into a pit. From the pit, the cave has a long passage that leads into a chamber with a skylight roof. You wouldn't want to fall into the cave through the skylight roof but, if you did, centuries worth of plant debris would help to cushion your fall. Every time I stand in the chamber - which is large enough to accommodate nearly a dozen people (or a half-dozen people comfortably) I wonder how it has been used over time. Leaving the cave is simply a matter of following another passage that opens out of a cliff wall. By turning around and stepping carefully down, one can exit the cave.

A mushroom forest in the pit that leads to the entrance of the cave.






After our break we were back on the river. Our destination for the night was Fort Liard and beyond.



Waterfalls.


It's always a strange experience, paddling into Fort Liard. On the Petitot you feel like you're in the middle of nowhere. It's just you, your paddling companions, and nobody else. Then, all of a sudden, there's this little village high up on the banks. You can see a few houses over the bank, but mostly it's the sounds of kids playing and the buzz of chainsaws working in the distance. It's all sounds. From the river, it feels like you're hearing a moment in time that isn't quite your own. You can try to imagine the people up there living their lives, but you can't see them so you can't really know. They're somewhere up there, over the bank. They're unreachable and, as much as you may want them to acknowledge your existence, they don't even know you're down there. They can't see you. From the river you can sense their presence but you can't be a part of them.

For all the years I lived in Fort Liard, it always felt different - strange but wonderful - from the river.


I stayed with the canoes, enjoying the warmth of the late afternoon sun, while my paddling partners ran a few errands in town.



That night, we slept on the banks of the Liard River. We pitched our tents and made supper within sight of the community, but the only things we could hear from our camp were the occasional cracks of bear bangers and gunshots that were used to deter the bison that keep roaming into town and the bear that was haunting the barge landing.

After another deep and restful sleep (the first being on the banks of the Petitot), we began a long and full day of paddling on the Liard. The Liard is a huge river with a watershed that drains from huge portions of the Yukon, BC, and even a portion of Alberta before doubling the volume of the mighty Mackenzie River.

On a windless morning, the river looks deceptively calm - but it is a powerful river, streaming along at about 10km/h or more, depending on the water level.







Just a portion of a gigantic log jam along the Liard River. A small testament to the size and power of this mighty river.

Around lunchtime there was somewhere that I wanted to stop. I had been to this place many, many times over land - but never had I been there from the river.

Luckily, I was able to find the place I was looking for. We ate our lunch and then made our way inland. Again, the bounty of the land was awe-inspiring. We were dwarfed by towering poplars that made the poplars around Whitehorse look like second-rate toothpicks. There was life everywhere, growing on everything.

Hand-sized mushrooms.

Skittle-sized 'shrooms. What the heck are these fun-looking little mushrooms called?
Balancing on a small, fallen poplar. Did you know, the first, second, and third tallest measured poplars in the world are located just outside Fort Liard? (The first tallest is now dead, making the second-tallest the first-tallest, etc.)

The place that I wanted to find was a hidden set of waterfalls that, as best as I can tell, has no name whatsoever. The closest thing I have heard to a name for the falls is "No Name Falls". Makes sense in an ironic sort of way, I guess.

First, a little creek cuts through the rock...
...before hanging a left and tumbling down a few steps...

...into a nice round pool where it circulates before...
...disappearing?

Ah! There it goes!
Tumbling down over the edge.
It hurts a LOT if you stand directly under the falling water.
Alas, we still had a lot of river to cover before making camp. An incoming weather system meant that we couldn't dawdle at the falls for much longer. We located and followed an old trail that I knew down to the river bank. I was astounded how much the trail could grow in and how much the river bank could erode in just five short years. How much longer before the trail becomes completely unidentifiable?





We chose another sand/clay bar just as the rain was setting in. In truth, we should have spent more time trying to locate a less-exposed site, but the rain started coming down and it was getting dark.

We pitched our tents before the sand/clay bar got too muddy, rigged a shelter for cooking, ate in the dark, and crawled into bed. We were all exhausted after a very full day of paddling.

It rained straight through the night.

When I woke, I knew we wouldn't be in any great hurry to go anywhere. The wind was pushing on the tent and the rain was still coming down. Wanting to see the state of our world, I donned my rain gear and ventured out.

A lovely day, don'tchya think?

We had chosen the very best spot on the sand/mud bar to pitch our tents. We had somewhat decent drainage. Everywhere else along the shore had become a mass of muddy puddles. Our kitchen shelter was now situated in a large pool of water. To make matters worse, the wind was much more than just a gentle breeze. Trees, those massive poplars, were breaking and crashing down in the woods around us. A strong gust and a shift in the wind pulled the tarp off our submerged kitchen area. It was just as well, I figured, it wasn't doing us much good there anymore anyway.

I spent an hour-or-so rigging a new kitchen shelter area, this time closer to the tents. Always the wind threatened to undo my handiwork but finally I had it bomb-proof.


I went to go and check our canoe. We had left it upright over the night and, much to my surprise, it was half-filled with water. I tipped the canoe on its side to drain the water. Then, with the morning's work out of the way, it was time to make and eat some breakfast.

I would have been quite content to just sit in the tent and wait the weather out but it wasn't to be. As I finished my meal I caught something out of the corner of my eye. It was flying fast toward the river and much faster than any tent was meant to fly. I pointed in disbelief and shouted "TENT!" Then, along with everyone else, leaped into action.

The tent had flown completely over the gravel bar and was now rolling over and over in place on top of the water in the the river. I was halfway to the canoe when I realized I didn't have a life jacket on. Our traveling companions did so I shouted over the wind that they should take the canoe that Arthur and I used since it wasn't half-full of water. They did.

See all that gear? There used to be a tent there.
Arthur and I worked to secure the remaining gear while our traveling companions worked to retrieve their tent - which was now rolling down the middle of the river. Fortunately, they are strong and experienced paddlers and the retrieval was successful. They both wet and cold when they returned to shore. I helped walk the canoe back upriver, also starting to feel the chill that inevitably comes with incessant wind and rain.

In the relative comfort of the makeshift kitchen shelter it was time to discuss our options. Our paddling companions had a flight they needed to catch and a one-day delay on the river meant they wouldn't make their flight. Due to time constraints we wouldn't be able to wait around for the weather to improve. At the same time, it would have been foolish to keep paddling down the river. Now with a water-logged tent, with the rain continuing and the winds getting worse, it wasn't going to be easy to stay warm. As great as my little two-person tent is, I would have made for an uncomfortable day and an even more uncomfortable night if it had to house four people.

Fortunately, we had an out. Just upstream of our camp were some cabins that belong to friends from Fort Liard. Even more importantly, there was road access.

We made the tough but responsible decision to call it a trip. We packed our gear into the canoes. Our paddling companions paddled their canoe upriver while Arthur and I took turns tracking ours.

Arthur, tracking a canoe while sporting his very fashionable three-garbage-bag and duct tape rain gear. Simple, yet effective.

The rain tapered off as we worked our way upriver but the wind never did. When we were far enough upstream, we made our way across the river to the landing where we would end our trip.

Our traveling companion had brought a satellite phone that we used to call for a pick up. All that was left now was to sit in the relative warmth and comfort of a well-made cabin and wait for our ride.

"Ahhh, this is the life!"

Even though it was cut short, it had been a great trip. And what would a visit to the tropics be without a tropical storm?

It had been a great adventure; the kind that I'll always remember and the kind that Arthur and I and our traveling companions will talk about for years to come.

Sitting in the front seat of our ride's truck, I smiled as I recounted our adventures, furiously fighting to stay awake as the warm air blowing through the vents threatened to carry me off to sleep.