Suddenly, it occurred on me that the show (and it's relative, Dora the Explorer) is really part of a nefarious ploy to program our children so they do whatever the television tells them to do without question! How positively evil!
Buy this! Wear that! You will obey me! I command you!
If you've seen even one episode of these shows, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, I encourage you to check it out - but don't watch for too long or they might get you, too!
At least you got to watch Diego, the infinitely cooler, older cousin of Dora. What, with the animal rescue centre, baby jaguars and thrilling regular retrievals from the edge of death, it's so much more entertaining than boring old trips to the library or visits to the chocolate tree.
AND BOTH DIEGO AND DORA ARE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING ENTHUSIASTICALLY!!! AND WITHOUT ALTERING THE VOLUME OR TONE OF THEIR ONCE DURING A 30-MINUTE SPAN!!!
Even Kai-Lan is better than Dora and Diego...
Thank goodness cbc does not have either of those shows! Hunter saw one episode last October while we were on holidays on the East Coast and he still talks about it!!!
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