Public Service Announcement: What they really mean by "Children's Programming"

Jade got a special treat the other day and was allowed to watch an episode of Go, Diego, Go!. We cuddled together on the couch as Diego instructed commanded us to clap our hands and point out the obvious route that the characters should take and flap our arms and shout "hola" and "rápido", all with a healthy dose of positive feedback.

Suddenly, it occurred on me that the show (and it's relative, Dora the Explorer) is really part of a nefarious ploy to program our children so they do whatever the television tells them to do without question!  How positively evil!

Buy this! Wear that! You will obey me! I command you!

If you've seen even one episode of these shows, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, I encourage you to check it out - but don't watch for too long or they might get you, too!