Google searches for my name and the name of this blog are the most popular queries that lead people to Michael's Meanderings, but searches for "the wood guy", "propane frostbite", "obscene poetry", and "huang long restaurant edmonton" are also quite common.
Over the years, I have had some unusual queries (that I won't get into now), but I received one today that I felt needed a response. The googler asked, "if i name my child michael will he be busy".
I know a lot of Michaels, but I don't know that I would call lazy. Based on my highly advanced statistical methods, I think it's safe to say, "Yes. Yes he will be busy." I don't know if that's the answer the searcher wanted, but at least he/she will be able to make an informed decision the next time they search for an answer to that timeless question.