Last night, while washing dishes, I used my thumb to scrape a piece of dried carrot off a pot. The dried carrot slid between my finger and thumbnail.
As you can imagine, it hurt.
This marks the second time this month that I have been stabbed by a piece of food, the first time being the almond slice that jammed itself between by front right incisor and my gums.
And, no, I am not making this up. How could I?
I think that makes November worthy of being declared "Stab Yourself With Food Month!" Tell all your friends and join in the fun!