A Contest Question.

On the Coldest Canadian contest site, "maxtreadwell" asked "Are you drunk or crazy or just really desperate for a holiday in the sun?"

I assure you, maxtreadwell, although I went "into the drink" when I filmed my video, the drink was not in me.

I cannot comment my sanity.

A few people, however, have openly wondered why I'm so intent on winning Air New Zealand's "Coldest Canadian" contest. "Why don't you just buy a ticket and go?" they ask.

Oh, believe me, I would if things were a little different. You see, as many of my regular readers know, my eldest daughter has epilepsy. We control her seizures with a very strict diet called the ketogenic diet. The effects have been nothing short of miraculous, but it is an awful amount of work. I have long wanted to give my wife, Fawn, a little break from it all - but going on a holiday isn't quite so easy for us.

We would need to make sure that Jade is being cared for by someone who is thoroughly trained in the administration of the ketogenic diet, from preparing the meals to exacting standards, to making sure they're eaten properly, to knowing the vitamin regimen and getting her to eat the cursed K-Citra pills. And it would need to be someone who would be willing to do all that. And it would need to be someone with whom the kids would be happy spending a week or two. And it would need to be someone we trust. And there's no way would would burden someone with all of the ketogenic diet stuff and both of our kids. It would require a team approach.

It would require grandmothers.

So we would need to fly one grandmother to Whitehorse from across the country, and the other one in from across the Atlantic - which is expensive - and then we would still have to purchase the tickets for our vacation.  (Flying the kids out to one of the grandmothers would be even more expensive.)

So, why not just bring the kids with us? The ketogenic diet is so strict (Everything weighed to a tenth of a gram! No brand substitutions allowed!) and time-consuming (It takes at least 4 hours every day just to prepare and feed the meals, not including doing the dishes), the very idea of traveling with the kids across the country is mind-boggling. We've done it, but it's very, very hard. The idea of transporting a child with epilepsy several time zones away (big changes in sleep patterns are not good for brains susceptible to seizures) combined with administering the ketogenic diet in a different country for two weeks? Almost inconceivable.

I don't want to sound like I'm whining. I'm not. And I'm certainly not looking for pity. That's just the way it is. We accept that - there's no sense in complaining, but we can be realistic about it all.

So the reality is that if I can win the "Coldest Canadian" contest, then I can afford to take my wife on a vacation. Which she deserves, because she works very, very, hard and could use the break. And New Zealand is a place we've always wanted to go.

I know that being crowned the "Coldest Canadian" is a long shot - but one can't win unless one tries, right?

The votes are now closed and the crowning takes place on March 4th.




Potty Parlance

I spent the better part of the afternoon at the library with the kids. They love it there. Although I was interested in the goings-on at the Yukon Sourdough Rendezvous, the blustery winds and driving snow made the library the more sensible choice for the day.

Halia, now two years old is, joyfully, potty-trained and has been for a while now. While we were at the library, she told me she had to "Go poo! Go poo!"

In our library, sound carries, so her cries of "Go poo!" could be heard by all. The concept of speaking quietly in a library is not one that has registered with Halia.

I rushed her to the washroom where she went pee. I asked her if she still had to poo and she informed me that she did not. Just in case she did have to go, I kept her on the toilet and spent the next ten minutes trying to keep her from grabbing everything you wouldn't want a child to touch in the washroom wonderland. She didn't go poo, but at least she went pee.

About five minutes later, she declared, "Go poo! Go poo!"

I asked her, "Do you really need to go poo?" People were smirking as I asked. It's hard to read a book when someone is talking about poo. All eyes were on us as the patrons waited for her response.

Halia informed me that she had to go, so off we went to the bathroom again. I got her up on the toilet.

"Are you going to go poo?" I asked.

She informed me that she didn't have to go. But then told me that she did. But then told me that she didn't. Over and over again.

It was all very confusing. After about three minutes of this, she firmly declared that she didn't need to go. I spent the next ten minutes trying to wash her hands and keep her from grabbing everything you wouldn't want a child to touch in the washroom wonderland - because that's exactly what it seemed like, a magical place full of things that are forbidden! So tempting! So worth lying to your father that you need to go poo for, just to see it all!

I was less than impressed.

Five minutes later, she again declared that she needed to go poo.

"Go poo! Go poo!"

"Do you really need to go poo?" I asked, more than a little frustrated, "Or do you just want to play in the washroom?" By now, more people were interested in the ongoing poo saga then they were in their own library affairs.

"Play!" she declared.

"No," I responded. "Do you need to go poo?" I asked again, just in case.

"No," she said.

"Halia, do you need to poo?" I asked, again. One can never be too certain.

"Yes," she said.

"You need to poo?" I asked.

"No," she said.

Finally, she gave me two affirmative answers in a row (majority rules), so we went.

I got her all ready and she sat there on the toilet seat. I held her so she wouldn't slip back into the toilet bowl.

"Are you going to go poo?" I asked.

"No."

"You had better go poo," I said, trying not to grit my teeth. I was tired of these bathroom shenanigans. "Are you going to go poo?"

"Yes."

"Caterpillar!" she cried.

"Caterpillar?" I asked.

And then it started.

"Big poo!" she declared, "Caterpillar! Caterpillar!"

"Caterpillar?" I asked.

Caterpillar poo!"

And sure enough, she was right. There in the toilet bowl was something that looked just like a giant caterpillar.

Though I'm pretty certain that's not where butterflies come from.

I am, however, pretty certain that "Do you need to make some caterpillars?" is going to become part of the family vernacular.

"Caterpillars!" is a much nicer thing to shout in a public library.

The Neopolitan Swim

When I last stopped at the Liard Hotsprings, I had them allllll to myself. Winter is the best time to go to the hotsprings.

It was about -25oC with a slight breeze, which blew all the steam from the hotsprings away. The sky was clear and everything around me was lit up by the brilliance of a full moon.

The main pool in the hotsprings is fed by three sources: a small waterfall running into the pool from springs further up the hill, cold water that's fed by a small underwater cave, and by the hotsprings themselves.

When there's nobody else stirring up water in the pool, the varying water temperatures settle into thermoclines. In the Liard Hotsprings, in the middle of winter, your toes can feel ice cold, your middle perfectly comfortable, the waterline around your chest scalding hot, and your head all nice and frosty-frozen.

I dunked my face into the water and let my body float as best I could. I could feel the three distinct layers along my body, with my face warm and comfortable, a hot ring tracing the outline of my body, and the cool breeze blowing across my back. I have chosen to call this a "neopolitan swim".

If it's something you've never tried, you simply must. It's better than ice cream.

Giving.

This morning I had the great pleasure of being interviewed on CBC Radio Yukon's "A New Day". Dogsled Stacie was there, too! We were being interviewed about Air New Zealand's "Coldest Canadian" contest.

Of course, I always think of the things I should have said after the interview is over. I mean, what can you say about what's going on in Christchurch right now? It's awful, and thoughts and prayers seem insufficient.

New Zealand and Canada are connected by more than an Air New Zealand flight from Vancouver to Aukland. And we're connected by more than our love for the Lord of the Rings movies. We are connected by the friends and family we Canadians have in New Zealand, and by New Zealanders who are visiting and living in Canada. And we are connected by a history of compassion for each other.

In 1916, after the Centre Block of our Parliament Buildings burned down, New Zealand sent wood. We didn't need the wood. We've got lots of wood! But we needed the gesture. The wood was meant to help us rebuild, and that's exactly what we did with it.

After the initial earthquake relief efforts are over with, it will be New Zealand's time to rebuild. I would like to go there and bring something to help with that. I don't know what, yet, but something.

In the meantime, maybe the contestants in the Coldest Canadian contest - a bunch of Canadians who are doing ridiculous things in their attempts to get to an amazing country - are sharing something that New Zealanders sorely need right now.

A excuse to laugh.

The Bridges of the Liard Highway

When I drove from Fort Simpson, NWT, back to Whitehorse, Yukon, I decided that I would take a picture of every bridge on the Liard Highway. What amazed me was how these simple river crossings could bring back so many memories of my time living in the area.

The Liard River Ice Bridge
While this ice bridge, just outside of Fort Simpson, is not technically on the Liard Highway (it's part of the Mackenzie Highway), how could I not stop to take some pictures?


The TV show, Ice Road Truckers, with their tension-inducing music and dramatic voice-overs makes it sound like imminent death awaits anyone who crosses an ice bridge. And I suppose it's true. Tragically, it happened at this particular ice bridge not long ago. Still, it doesn't take many crossings before the novelty of driving on frozen water wears off, especially when you're following a beast like this one.


If you stay alert and follow the posted speed limit, though, you should be fine. If crossing an ice bridge makes your palms sweaty and fills you with dread, you can always fly out - or wait until spring breakup and take the ferry.


Drydocked for the winter, when spring comes and the river is clear of ice, they'll grease up some massive logs with used cooking oil from the restaurants and will slide the ferry down into the river (unless they've since changed how they do things). Black bears can be seen for weeks afterward, licking the delicious, energy-rich grease off the logs.

The Poplar River
The first bridge one crosses when heading south on the Liard Highway is the Poplar River Bridge. There are two single-lane bridges on the highway and this is one of them. It must be hard for wide loads to get past this one.



A friend and I were traveling back to Fort Liard after a day of meetings in Fort Simpson. We were in the midst of a glorious summer, late in the brightness of evening, and decided to make a stop. I pulled out my fishing rod and cast a lure below the bridge. Something big and strong grabbed my hook. I started reeling the large fish in, but then my line went slack. My hook was gone.

I tried again and another fish stuck. The same thing happened. The lure was gone. It happened one more time. I had only one lure left, a monstrous red devil, four inches long. I cast and I cast with nary a nibble. The beast that had been nabbing my lures was gone. I decided to try the river above the bridge.


I walked up the bank, over the road, and down the other side. I cast the monstrous lure up into the current (into the hole where the ice has collapsed in the picture above) and saw the flash of a fish striking immediately as the lure landed in the water. I started reeling in the line, but it was too easy. I paused, but could feel a fish fighting, however feebly, on the other end. I reeled in faster.

I couldn't help but laugh as the fish came into sight. My 4-inch red devil lure had been taken by a 3-inch jackfish.

Birch River Bridge
When heading north, the Birch River Bridge was always a landmark that brought some relief. The highway is, at times, "rustic". In recent years, trucks have sunk up to their doors in the water-saturated earth that the highway is built out of. There's a reason why some people still refer to the highway as "The Liard Trail". Anyway, it was always with some relief when I passed over the Birch River Bridge because I knew that the rest of the drive would be relatively smooth. Most of the time, anyway.



The Unnamed Bridge

When one takes a drive down memory lane, one cannot help but notice the changes. Like this little bridge (which is really just a culvert). Change is inevitable.

I was shocked to see that, further along the highway, there were telecommunications poles with fibre-optic cable strung between them. Indeed, as I drove the highway, there were work crews at numerous sites pulling fibre through the frozen ground. This poles were a shock for me because I had always viewed the Liard Highway as a wilderness highway. The highway winds nearly 400kms with nothing to see but wilderness and road infrastructure. There are no houses or service stations on the highway and you'd need to have eagle eyes to spot the camps and small cabins tucked into the bush along the way. The poles represented a type of progress that chafed at first - and then I remembered my days in Fort Liard, struggling with a dial-up Internet connection after having gotten used to broadband. It would be a definite improvement for everyone who would get connected up the highway - just as the new culverts improved the quality and safety of the road. It's what people want, even if it means that a little of the romance of the north is lost.

The Blackstones
The Blackstone and Upper Blackstone rivers mark a sort of refuge for highway travelers. Halfway through the worst of it, the Upper Blackstone has a little pull-out with a couple of outhouses and a sometimes-functional well where one can pump water. Just a few kilometers away is the fantastic Blackstone Territorial Park Campground.

Before the access road to Nahanni Butte was improved, everyone who wasn't flying to Nahanni Butte in the summer would come through either Lindberg's Landing or Blackstone Territorial Park. Unable to drive to the Nahanni Butte, the parking lot at the campground was usually filled with the vehicles of Nahanni Butte residents. It was at Blackstone that I would meet the river taxi operator of the day and then spend an hour winding up the Liard and South Nahanni Rivers to Nahanni Butte, sometimes in the warmth of the summer sun, and sometimes in the frigid dark of autumn, just before the ice set in.

Whenever I reached the Blacktone bridges, I knew that my next boating adventure would soon begin.






Creek Bridge
Sometimes, the simplest names are the best ones.


It was somewhere around this area when, traveling back from a long trip to Yellowknife, Fawn and I were marveling at an incredible display of the northern lights. It was a freezing cold night with clear skies and no moon. The sky was lit up from horizon to horizon to horizon to horizon in a breathtaking shroud of dancing red light. Up ahead, I noticed the glow of distant headlights. The road was narrower than usual because of a heavy snowfall days before. I slowed so we could pass the other vehicle safely. The headlights disappeared and when they didn't appear again, I expressed my concern to Fawn. Had the vehicle gone off the road? We crept slowly forward, looking in the ditches and prepared just in case a truck thundered over a rise in the road.

Eventually, I just stopped stopped the car. It was too weird. Then, a lynx walked right out in front of our car, bathed in the brightness of our headlights. It looked at the car and its eyes shone bright - like distant headlights.

For fifteen minutes, we were treated to the sight of a lynx grooming itself in our headlights while a northern lights show unlike any either of us had seen before went on overhead.

Netla River Bridge
My memories of Netla aren't so much of the bridge, but downstream of the bridge, where the Netla meets the Liard. It's where many of the residents in Nahanni Butte lived before the move to Nahanni Butte. Some Nahanni Butte residents still keep cabins out at Netla and get out there whenever they can.

Once, while paddling down the Liard River, my companions and I stopped to enjoy a lunch on the mudbar at the mouth of the Netla. We watched a lone bison stampede into the trees. Idyllically, across the river, sat a cabin in the fullness of the summer sunshine and I remember thinking that a more perfect cabin simply does not exist.





I continued my drive along the highway and pondered the difficulty of distinguishing between "up the highway" and "down the highway". In a place where people still use the river for referencing direction, "downriver" leads to the North. To go down means to go north. To go "up" means to go upriver (and up in elevation). And yet, the kilometer markers along the highway work in the opposite direction.


The Liard Highway, following a generally parallel path to the Liard River, swung East and I knew I was about forty minutes away from Fort Liard.

Big Island Creek Bridge

It was at Big Island Creek Bridge that I thought of my friend, Dolphus. It was here that we stopped once during our many trips along his "trapline". He had shot a beaver and needed help retrieving it. His knees were giving him trouble, so I rode along as his game retriever. He gave me a long spruce pole with a hook fastened to the end and I pulled the beaver out of a tangle of willows to the shore. It was just one of many such trips where we would travel north and south along the highway, spending more time talking about life than hunting.

Dolphus has since passed on and I miss him.

Rabbit Creek

My friend, Eva, would often talk about how we should have interpretive signage at the rivers. She always used Rabbit Creek as an example. "It should tell the story of why it's called Rabbit Creek," she would say, and I would always agree. I have yet to ask her the story, though I've often wondered, because I have yet to see any rabbits or rabbit tracks anywhere near the Rabbit Creek culvert.

The Muskeg River Bridge




The Muskeg River probably deserves a post all on its own. I have such fond memories of this river, swimming in its warm, dark tannin-rich waters, basking on its sandy shores and playing with the clay on the opposite bank, hunting ancient marine corals, and more. It was here that Nanuq learned to swim. It was here that I honed my canoe tracking skills, and it was further upriver where Fawn and I spent a memorable couple of nights camping after tracking our canoe upriver only to be incessantly woken by some aggravating sort of waterfowl that sounded just like my alarm clock.

This river was historically used by the people who lived way off in the Trout Lake area as a route to the post at Fort Liard. I would, one day, love to track my canoe as far upriver as I can and cut overland to Trout Lake, re-establishing the historic overland/overwater route between the two communities.

Although it's no longer used as a travel corridor between the communities, it's still used by the local people. Some even live along the river, year-round. I stopped in to briefly visit another good friend, Dolphus (not the Dolphus I mentioned previously). It was an unfortunately brief visit, but I was glad to see him again. With a newly-acquired piece of dried moosemeat, I was on the road again.




The Fort Liard Junction

Driving down into the river valley where Fort Liard sits, one cannot help but notice Pointed Mountain. It was on the peak of that mountain, nearly nine years ago, that I proposed to Fawn. But that's a story for a another day.

I visited as many people as I could in the brief time I had. Then, I was back on the road. High in the sky, a pair of jets raced to their destinations. It reminded me of a trip to Europe when our return flight passed right over Fort Liard and I thought it might be fun to know a thing or two about skydiving.



About forty minutes south of Fort Liard is the NWT/BC border. The signs have improved in recent years, as have the roads. The BC side is now chipsealed (paved) right to the border. Just past the border, heading south, is the Petitot River.





The Petitot River Bridge
Like the Muskeg River, the Petitot is filled with memories. Gatherings are held here and I try to attend whenever possible. I have paddled down the river so many times that I've lost count - and yet I've never been upriver past the Betthale's camp, just upriver from the bridge.

Old William Betthale and his wife are very, very, very old, and they stayed living out on the land as long as they could, harvesting from the land and moving from one seasonal camp to another. Even today, they don't live in town, fending for themselves as best as they can. Oh, they've got stories and, through the translation skills of his many children, I've been able to hear but a few of them. They are a remarkable couple and have lived truly remarkable lives. The have seen tremendous changes. Where they once spent their lives harvesting from the land is now ground zero for an armada of oil and gas exploration companies.



Deasum Creek Bridge
Eric is one of those guys who is rooted in two worlds. He's got a camp near the Deasum Creek Bridge - now surrounded by oil and gas access roads and pipelines. He's comfortable in the bush, but is also investing in the modern economy. He recently bought a bobcat and is ready to go whenever someone needs his services.




By now, the sun was getting lower in the sky. I had wanted to reach my destination before dark, but knew that I had spent about an hour too long in Fort Liard. The days are getting noticeably longer and it felt good to absorb the bright sunshine through the cloudless skies.



The Fort Nelson River Bridge
The Fort Nelson River Bridge is an old Bailey bridge; a portable pre-fabricated truss bridge. It's the other single-lane bridge on the Liard Highway, not to mention the longest and highest of all the bridges on the highway. When I first saw the Fort Nelson River Bridge, it stood like a gateway to adventure. Over time, it began to mark the relative nearness of the Alaska Highway on southbound trips, and became a major landmark on the trip back home to Fort Liard. Today, it stands for me as a little bit of all three.




A long descent marks the southern terminus of the Liard Highway. The descent provides a great view of the distant Northern Rockies.



At the junction of the Liard and Alaska Highways, I turned right. Traveling westward, I would be soaking the in Liard Hotsprings that night. By mid-afternoon the following day I would be back in Whitehorse with my wife and kids.

My kids have yet to travel the entire length of the Liard Highway. One day, we will. And we'll stop at all the bridges along the way. We'll play in the water. We'll fish. And I'll tell them stories of what the highway used to be like, while at the same time, creating new memories of our own.

160,934.4 kms!


What a milestone! On my recent trip to Fort Simpson, NWT, my odometer passed the 100,000 mile mark. (I bought my car from the US, so the odometer is in miles. You can read about that story here.)

There's nothing quite as exciting as celebrating an arbitrary numerical achievement!

It's a Buffa-low.

It's hard to be a bison. Sometimes you've just gotta take a break from shoving heaps of snow off the grass with your big flat head and have a nap.

An Appendage.

I just got a call from my family doctor. It turns out that my toe is broken after all.

It's all a blur!



See that blurry plane? That, my friends, is an Air New Zealand plane at the Vancouver airport. That, my friends, is a plane bound for New Zealand.

The picture is blurry because I was surprised to see it and only had time to snap a quick pic on my mobile device. Or maybe it's because my hands were trembling with excitement. There are five days left in Air New Zealand's Coldest Canadian contest and I can't help but hope beyond hope that my wife and I will one day be on that flight for winning the Epic Date of a lifetime.

There are lots of fantastic entries, but there can only be one "coldest".  Please take a few minutes to visit their site and vote for who you think is the coldest.

You can start by visiting (and voting for) this entry, here.

Spotted in a friend's basement...


I'm sure he'll get around to reading it one of these days.

Heating Up!

I am writing from chilly Fort Simpson, NWT, where the current temperature is -34.5oC and things are heating up in Air New Zealand's "Coldest Canadian" contest!

Several new competitors have entered the field (some of them really quite good) and their videos have been skyrocketing in votes. (How do they do that?!)

It could be very easy to get discouraged about that, but I'm not. How could I get discouraged when UpHere Magazine, the North's premier magazine, has announced who they're voting for.

And how could I get discouraged when stuff.co.nz Travel flags my entry as "stiff competition"?

And just the other day, I won a Flip Ultra HD video camera from the Coldest Canadian random draw - which will be perfect for filming our adventures in New Zealand (hopefully!) It's a sign, I tell you! A sign!

There are eight days left, so let's keep those daily votes coming! Thank you for your continued support. Maybe I really will get to take my wife on an Epic Date!

The Perils of Parenthood

Being a parent is dangerous work. I was trying to tidy up the disaster area that is our house when, with an armful of things to put away, I went careening to the floor while a sharp pain went flying up my leg.

I had tripped on some toys. It's not the first time that's happened, and I'm sure it won't be the last. It's just one of the perils of parenthood.

If my arms hadn't been so full, I might have seen the basket full of play-kitchen goodies left in the middle of the hall, but the floor was a veritable minefield of plastic booby traps, so it's likely I would have slipped, tripped, or mangled my foot on something no matter how closely I looked.

I roared out in pain and frustration, hobbling around the house dodging the hundreds of plunge-inducing playthings in my path. My toe did not feel the way it should, and it began to acquire the kind of deep, purple colouration that one often finds on regal garments and grape-flavoured candy. It started to swell almost immediately.

So much for that kicksled ride I'd been looking forward to.

I put my foot up for half-an-hour in hopes that the swelling would abate. When it didn't, Fawn ushered me off to the hospital. I protested a little, saying that I didn't think it was broken, but Fawn made the point that it was better to be sure - just in case it was broken and some other sort of problem might arise because of that.


I was ushered right into an examining room. It was a quiet day at the hospital, not that the wait is ever long here. It's just one of the many benefits to living in the Yukon's capital city.

When the doctor came in, she asked, "Are you the one that tripped on a toy?" She said it in an "it's all part of the routine" kind of way.

"I'm guessing you see that a lot?" I asked.

She nodded and indicated that it happens more often that I would believe.

She asked which toe it was, but I didn't need to answer. The purple-ness gave it away. She wiggled my toes and did the same to the purple one, squeezing it this way and that. It wasn't a pleasant feeling, to say the least, but I let her wiggle away.

She was fascinated by my tips of my toes. The very tips of my toes bend in either direction (I can't make them bend back by themselves, it's just something they do naturally when I'm standing - or when someone bends them backward). I thought this was normal of all toes. Apparently not. I now know that I have mutantish, double-jointey toes.

"Well," she explained, "Whether it's broken or not, the treatment is the same. We'll tape it to the toe that's next to it to act as a splint..."

That worked for me.

"...but maybe we'll do the X-ray anyway."

"But if the treatment is the same, then we don't really need to bother, do we?" I asked.

"We'll do it for your wife."

Deferring to her sound medical expertise, I was led to the X-ray room.


The X-ray-ologist maneuvered me into position then draped a small, lead blanket over the bottom of my stomach. Now, I'm no radiologist, but I'm pretty certain that the lead blanket was supposed to cover my reproductive organs - but it wasn't shielding the parts that really mattered. I am also fairly certain that I don't have ovaries, which, had I ovaries to worry about, I could have rested comfortably knowing they were safe and sound. I was concerned. Surely, someone who performs X-rays would have a sound understanding of anatomy?

I slid the blanket into a somewhat lower position, still concerned that the little lead blanket was not up to the job.

As I lay there while getting bombarded with radiation, I began to wonder if this was all part of some modern "natural" birth control system. A parent gets injured, gets X-rayed, becomes sterile, and there you have it! No more kids!

Several angles later, the X-rays were complete.


Back in the examination room, the doctor happily wiggled my toes some more, marveling at their freakishness, while she broke the news. My toe bones weren't broken - just bruised. I hobbled home, taped my toes together, and have been admiring the bruised one's purpliness ever since.

Whether or not the kids will ever have another sibling is yet to be determined. If they want one, they had better clean up their toys.

Countdown: 14 Days!

Thanks to you, we're only a couple of days in and things are going very well in Air New Zealand's "Coldest Canadian" contest! Here are the current standings...

Most Watched: 13th (Up from 16th yesterday. Four more spots and the video will appear on the front of the "Most Watched" page!)

Current Coldest: 16th (Up from 17th)

This means that we've got lots of people watching, but we need still more daily voting (and comments)! With 14 days to go, we can take that top spot! Let's do it!

Here's the link!

Let's give 'em something to talk about!

My video for Air New Zealand's Coldest Canadian Contest has been up for less than a day and it's already the 16th "Most Watched" and the 17th "Current Coldest"! It has been climbing very rapidly in both categories. A good start, for sure!

But, of course, we need to keep that momentum going. Did you know that they're also counting comments on the website toward the "Current Coldest" rankings?

Let's make today Comment on the Video Day! It's easy:

1. Go watch my little swim.
2. Register and vote (if you haven't already)
3. Speak your mind! Leave a comment where it invites you to leave a comment.

This is gonna be great!

Zeal for New Zealand!

I would love to take my wife out for an extended, never-to-be-forgotten date. Just her and me. On a date. Where we can do whatever we want to do without having to worry about administering the demanding ketogenic diet that prevents our oldest daughter from having seizures. Where we can sleep in without being woken up by our youngest daughter's early rising.

Oh, how heavenly that would be!

And it CAN be! An opportunity has presented itself.

Air New Zealand is hosting a vote-driven "Coldest Canadian" contest. It's for a flight to New Zealand, accommodations, and some great activities while we're there.

Now, I'm not sure that I'm the coldest Canadian, and I certainly wouldn't win a contest for the coolest - or the hottest, for that matter - but I just happened to have some footage of me going for a snorkel in the wintertime and I thought, What the heck! I want to take my wife out for one heck of a memorable date!

Now, because it's a vote driven contest, I can't do this alone. I'm going to need your help to make it happen. I know it takes a lot of work to register with your e-mail address (and opt out of receiving newsletters if you so choose) so you can vote for my video. And I know it takes a lot of work to vote on the video every day. And I know it takes a lot of work to pass the link of the video on to all of your friends. But if I can take my wife out on a date to New Zealand, we'll have you to thank!

Here's how it works:

  1. Go watch the video here.
  2. Register.
  3. Vote.  EVERY DAY!
  4. Like it on facebook and whatever other social media tool you use.
  5. Tell all your friends to vote EVERY DAY!
There are 16 days left.  The odds are good.  WE CAN DO THIS!

Thank you for your support.

Quite the date...

So, I've decided that I want to take Fawn on a date to New Zealand. But I'm gonna need your help...

Details to follow.