Child of mine: Papa, I need to go poo.
Me (preparing supper): OK, go poo then.
Child of mine (shouting from the bathroom): I'm done going poo!
Me: OK, you know what to do.
Child of mine: But I want you to wipe me!
Me: You can do it. You need to do it. That's how you learn!
Child of mine: But I don't want to learn!
Me: You want someone else to wipe your bum for the rest of your life?
Child of mine: Yes!
Me: What? Really?
Child of mine: I was just kidding. I need to kid sometimes otherwise I'll forget how to laugh, right Papa?
Me (preparing supper): OK, go poo then.
Child of mine (shouting from the bathroom): I'm done going poo!
Me: OK, you know what to do.
Child of mine: But I want you to wipe me!
Me: You can do it. You need to do it. That's how you learn!
Child of mine: But I don't want to learn!
Me: You want someone else to wipe your bum for the rest of your life?
Child of mine: Yes!
Me: What? Really?
Child of mine: I was just kidding. I need to kid sometimes otherwise I'll forget how to laugh, right Papa?
1 comment:
Our kids are smarter than we think. It's also good to know that they listen to us and pay attention to our humor :)
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