Solve for x, where x is x times grosser than any other gross smell you've ever smelled.
d = distance from baseboard heater (cm)
m = number of males who stood while urinating since the last time the baseboard heaters were cleaned
a = the Aim Factor
The Aim Factor
a = hwb
h = average height of males
w = amount of water consumed (L)
b = amount of booze consumed (L)
Assumption: The baseboard heater is on.