Solve for x, where x is x times grosser than any other gross smell you've ever smelled.
d = distance from baseboard heater (cm)
m = number of males who stood while urinating since the last time the baseboard heaters were cleaned
a = the Aim Factor
The Aim Factor
a = hwb
h = average height of males
w = amount of water consumed (L)
b = amount of booze consumed (L)
Assumption: The baseboard heater is on.
Gross!!!! Um, where did you stay again?!?!? Did you check the bed sheets and mattress just to be safe?!?!
Everything else was spic and span. It was just that one thing. The place shall remain nameless - I don't want this getting out there! I want to see how many more decades of dehydrated urine will accumulate before someone tackles the problem (or dies trying).
Thanks for the morning chuckle! I'm afraid I vlaughed so hard I nearly added some some coffee into that foul mix....but at least it was fresh from the cup and not somewhere else.
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