Tonight, I was having a conversation with Clare from "The House and other Arctic musings", who commented on my "Michael changed a diaper of prodigious pooportions" facebook status update. One thing led to another, and the next thing you know, we were engaged in a poo-related pun war (fertile ground, as I'm sure you can imagine).
Here is my favourite moment (cleaned up, somewhat):
I think you're wiping me in this pun battle.
But I'll push on.
I've had a lot of time to work these things out. When it comes to poop puns, they just flow...
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll sphincter some more.
No, I'm colon up blank.
I'd have to say that Clare won in the end.