I have known Fawn for a third of my life and we've been married for a sixth. It doesn't seem like I've known her that long which is not surprising if you subscribe to Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity."I won't be surprised if the time flies by before I can say that we've been married for a third of my life. And then half. And then more.
- Albert Einstein
Happy anniversary, sweetheart.