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April 01, 2009

Pun War!

They can happen anywhere and any time. When circumstances bring two punsters together, a War of Puns is sure to arise.

Tonight, I was having a conversation with Clare from "The House and other Arctic musings", who commented on my "Michael changed a diaper of prodigious pooportions" facebook status update. One thing led to another, and the next thing you know, we were engaged in a poo-related pun war (fertile ground, as I'm sure you can imagine).

Here is my favourite moment (cleaned up, somewhat):

22:41 Clare:
I think you're wiping me in this pun battle.
But I'll push on.

22:42 Michael:
I've had a lot of time to work these things out. When it comes to poop puns, they just flow...
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll sphincter some more.

22:43 Clare:
No, I'm colon up blank.


I'd have to say that Clare won in the end.

12 comments:

Fawn said...

GROAN!

(Someone had to say it.)

Kiggavik said...

Good one Fawn. Or was that a comment, and not a continuation?

No, I think you were victorious in this Pun war Michael. You came up with the best, without droppings the ball. Manure good. It would be a waste for me to continue.

Meandering Michael said...

You know, Clare, I was once in a pun battle with a self-professed pundit. The topic was the same. The war started and he fell behind pretty quickly. Then he got all bunged-up. There was no substance there; he was full of hot air. He was so asshamed, he went to crawl into a hole somewhere. I gave him something to stink about, that's for sure. He's still analyzing what happened, butt, unfortunately, to this day, he considers me to be his mortal enema. I wish we could just work things through and clear the air.

But YOU sir, well, let's just say that you can let the puns flow! You're full of them, like they make up the very fibre of your being! It's like you have to let them rip; like you'd die if you couldn't!

No, I can see the writing on the wall; when it comes to being the King of Poopy Puns, I have been dethroned.

Marianne said...

I really shouldn't have been reading this at work ... I'm sure my cowrokers were wondeirng about the laughter floating out of my otherwise empty classroom. It's put me in a good frame of mind for parent-teacher interviews tonight and tomorrow, however. (I'm sure I'll get dumped on by at least one parent, and I'm bound to hear some sh*t. Not to mention the parents with verbal diarea, who always go over their time limit!)

Marianne said...

I'm going to blame the typos in my previous post on a sticky keyboard. I swear, I know how to spell!

Meandering Michael said...

And Marianne wades into the whole mess! It just goes to show that when life hands you poopy humour, it's best to spread it around.

Meandering Michael said...

And Marianne wades into the whole mess! It just goes to show that when life hands you poopy humour, it's best to spread it around.

Every Photo Tells A Story said...

I agree, Fawn!

Meandering Michael said...

You're one to talk! (I'm referring to your goose pun.)

Kiggavik said...

I am not worthy.

Noob Mommy said...

Stopping by from McMommy. Love me some good pun-age!

Pam said...

Haha! I LOVE IT! Happy POW