I'm in the Vancouver Airport.
Fawn is looking at one of the booths in the C terminal.
Jade is playing on the floor.
There is a guy standing at the end of the row of benches I'm sitting on.
He just passed gas.
It was very loud and sounded like it was very, very wet.
He is standing very, very still.
I think he is afraid to move.
(Ten minutes later)
With what seemed like great reluctance, he just moved.
His plane is boarding.
He is going to Kelowna.
Hopefully his ride isn't too turbulent.